nearer-my-god:

goldenpoc:

momworries:

Yo how is it that these porn bots are not blurred or even censored … but everyone else is🤔

plot twist: the porn bots are the staff

the porn was coming from inside the house

(via descongestionandomifacebook)

presidentbee:

thestuffedalligator:

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

really weird to think that samus aran, the woman who was raised by alien birds and has had to fight multiple parasitic alien clones of herself, probably has had the most normal life out of all the major nintendo protagonists  

Mario: *teams up with a baby version of himself to fight alien mushroom people*

Link: *gets transformed into a wolf by traveling between different dimensions due to shadow magic*

Kirby: *has a rogues gallery consisting of everything from a magician cartoon mouse to reality-warping god machines that live in space*

Samus Aran: *goes to an alien planet, beats up some jerks, collects her paycheck, goes home and reheats some leftover ravioli and passes out in front of the tv*

The only reason Samus wears the Zero Suit for Smash Bros is so nobody knows her real off-mission wardrobe is an oversized t-shirt with an unidentifiable stain near the collar and a pair of shorts with the word “JUICY” written in an alien language written across the butt

I had to draw her and add some smudged mascara. You KNOW shes too lazy to wash off her makeup after smash

(via porko-rosso)

ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

(via unpretty)

theslayersblog:

Happy Slayers Sunday!

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